Salads are always hilarious. Tech is inevitably running in tip top shape. No matter how well something is going…it’s going to get a thumbs up of approval. It’s like they went to every corner of the earth and plucked someone out to put them in the same room. That’s a stock photo and life in one can be a little boring, but our quiz and the jokes beneath it aren’t! Give it a shot:
What cheesy stock photo person are you?
Ever wondered which cliche from the world of stock photography you embody? Are you the over-enthusiastic thumbs-up giver or the unnaturally diverse group of friends laughing over salad? Take this quiz to find out!
Lucky for you, this stock photo quiz from comes with an extra laugh, because Newdie Mag tossed up their top 10 favorite salad jokes and some bonus stock photo jokes just below.
10) What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad?
Have a heart.
9) What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
You make a seizure salad!
8) What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
Ketchup.
7) Why did the tomato get embarrassed?
Because it saw the chick pea
6) Knowledge is knowing Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
5) Where did the carrot go to have a few drinks?
The Salad Bar!
4) What’s a vegetable’s favorite casino game?
Baccarrot!
3) Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was ahead!
2) How do you make a gold salad?
You put 24 carrots in it
1) What did the priest shout at the salad bar?
Lettuce Pray!
